Hello again my PPs (p3n pr3ttiez xx)! __Summer__ is upon us and you know what that means! It is time to BL4ZE (420 trees etc. △) one down, light one up, and hit the water. Whether you live live in AsPEN or PENnsylvania, nothing beats the heat like damPENing yourself with a nice dip in the river, as shown in this weeks PP (p3n pic!!). That's all for now--keep those pens clicking and keep those blunts sticky! (I smoke mary jane)
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I may not remember how I got back from my #SOLO #NUDE #RAVE last night (#trill #fire), but I do remember spending hours and hours in front of the #boob tube on Saturday mornings, clicking my pens and watching Pen, Penn, and Pendy on Cartoon Central™.
Here's a frame from one of the show's most classic episodes, titled "Song of Pen". In the previous scene, Ed had smoked 420 #dong sized blunts to get loosened up for his performance opening for G.W.A.R. This dues ready to bust out some PEN-tatonic scales and tear our eardrums a new orifice. How are all of you my pretty pen bbz?! It's Pen-tember (4)21st, and you know what that means... *drum roll* Today is the equinox! (More like TREE-quinox #420 #blazeitmadtrees). Fall is upon us and all them pretty pen birdz are waking up from their 69 MONTH snooze to greet us. But just like me after I blaze a fatty WEED joint to the dome (#treez4lyfe), these borbs have the MUNCHIES for some RAW wriggling pens. As the old adage goes: the early bird gets the PEN!
Sup broge, PEN SEASON is in full swing and these little babies are lookin' PLUMP. Sink those pearly chompers into a freshly-picked B-point P and savor the sweet, sweet flavor of 100% naturally grown goodness.
You know what time of yeer it is bb's... THAT'S FUCKIN' RIGHT! Penz Poll 2k25 is here, so #BUST out those pens and GET CLICKIN'! Guten tag, my little PeN pReTtIeS! I'm so stoked to be back here at BALLPOINT PENS and look forward (→) to a lot of pen-related jolly-time with y'all. But, enough of this #SAPPY_CRAPPY. Did you know that the original name of Quentin Tostito's Pulp Fiction was actually Pulpy Pulpy Pen Time Fun? Cuz it wasn't. But hey, a girl can dream. Nothing gets my #NIP harder than watching Uma Therman overdose on what she thinks is cocaine (#PENS_ARE_MY_ANTI-DRUG). Anyways, here's what the movie poster would've looked like had they gone with the original title. |
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June 2069
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